Today is a very VERY special day.
You wanna know why?
Because the original blogger for this blog (?) is not here.
Well, she is. Technically. She's right beside me. On my right. (:
She just asked me something weird. Of course, I'm not going to mention it. See how nice I am? (Hence the title) *overly perasan-ted*
ALRIGHT. Moving on.
Let's see if you can guess who I am. So, I'm not going to reveal myself until, er, forever.
For those of you who guessed correct, well, good for you.
For those who can't, CONGRATULATIONS! you fail miserably at life.
Okay, okay, I'm kidding. *smile*
To guess, please leave a comment.
Hmm. Winners will be notified. Someway or another.
As for the LOSERS, I'm VERY disappointed in you and will no longer be talking to you.
FINE! I shall talk to you. But very little as possible.
That's what you get for not knowing who I am.
Seriously, how could you NOT know?
Okay, I'll stop being vain for now. (for now)
I'm suppose to do something now.
I don't even know what it is.
*sarah walks away humming*
*I'm left staring speechlessly*
*she comes back*
*I'm out of things to say again*
I might leave at any moment tau.
Jangan ingat saya boleh blog sepanjang hari.
Awak ingat saya sangat senang kah????
kamu semua ni kan. merapu banyak la kamu ni.
ok. today i'm gonna teach you a lesson in talking 101.
1) speak with your mouth.
2) do not under any circumstances, SPIT while you SPEAK. No matter what they say, it is NOT ATTRACTIVE.
"Say it not spray it"
3) Always use bahasa yang tidak sesat. skldjgvodrg is NOT a word.
4) When talking, look in the eyes. literally. you can see some pretty nifty stuff on the human eye. fascinating stuff, really.
5) Garlics and onions before chatter DOES NOT improve one's social standings. Just ask Fiddlesticks. Do you know who Fiddlesticks is? EXACTLY.
That's enough for now. (for now)
I'm off to cause some havoc in the ROSLI household. First things first, I have to make sure that the 'rents aren't at home. Don't wanna end up in jail, now, do we? :D
*looks suspiciously at the daughter. The younger one.*
I don't wanna stop blogging.... *whines*
Do you want some cheese and crackers to go with that WHINE?
My, thank you, kind sir. I would love some.
WHY THE HECK DID YOU THROW CHEESE IN MY FACE?
You said you would love some.
Oh, yes. I did. No worries then.
Please, come again. You have been very amusing.
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flys away with superman outfit*
*crashes into skyscraper*
*plummets to death*
*sarah shakes her head disapprovingly*
*mysterious blogger rises from the dead to strangle younger Rosli member*
*Sarah screams. For copy of her scream, listen to Shayne Ward's Damaged. You will be VERY entertained.*